Worryingly, the list looks rather like the list I had before going to
. Clean out the cupboards. Organise the DVD collection. Check all rooms for signs of impending crisis. How is it that after spending weeks reorganising the house in September I need to do it all over again in December? Then there’s the rest of the Christmas shopping, the wrapping, the visits to various family members to drop off presents, the card writing, the food shopping…am I really the only person tempted to hide under a duvet until it all goes away? Florida
What’s really scary is that I am considered by some to be a fairly organised person, though this tends to be based more on my having a to-do list than my ability to actually complete it. I would love to live up to the image – I have some very grand ideas of sitting at home in front of the fire, sipping a glass of wine and enjoying the festive atmosphere in a perfectly decorated house. Instead I am side stepping pockets of chaos all over the house, surrounded by shopping bags full of unwrapped presents and scraps of paper with half-written reminders about who knows what, ducking my head guiltily every time I see another neighbour putting up their Christmas lights.
I am not, however, one of those Bah Humbug types. The madness of the festive shopping experience and cynical commercialism aside, I actually like Christmas. I have the Santa hat to prove it. So like Santa I’ve made a list and checked it twice (ha, see what I did there?) and I’m going into these next two weeks with a can-do attitude. Or at least a hope-to attitude. Or at the very least a must-do attitude.
I think I’ll have a lie down first.